Which of the following best describes your sartorial style?

Big '80s bubble-perm, big earrings and girl-next-door casual wear.
Funky hair dye, scruffy jackets worn with ethnic print dresses.
Little black dresses and gratuitous nipple exposure.
Gold hot pants and microscopic halter tops covered in glitter.
Green fairy wings and a sparkly leotard.

Celebrity you're most likely to be seen on the arm of:

Jason Donovan, bitter relic of the 80s and former co-star on Neighbours.
Stephane Sedounai, arty photographer.
Michael Hutchence, lead singer of INXS. Er, now deceased.
Robbie Williams, fellow teenybopper survivor.
Ewan McGregor. Well, sort of.

At weekends, you're most likely to be found:

Tinkering with cars and punching people.
Giving ironic poetry recitals of your earlier work.
Being corrupted.
Sipping cocktails beside the pool on a yacht.
Being someone's hallucination.

The lyrics that most accurately sum up your life are:

I should be so lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky...
Clever girl, think you are, but you think too much...
I'm shocked, shocked to my very foundations...
Desperately seeking someone, willing to travel, you're lost in conversation and useless at Scrabble...
The hills are alive with the sound of music...