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Tacky Drunken Vegas Wedding

Inside the Little Las Vegas Chapel of Love Faith looked up at the neon encrusted cross swimming before her and tried to focus.

She turned to Cordelia, who had one arm looped through hers and a lop sided tiara sitting precariously on her head. In the other hand she held a cheap bouquet of posies.

A fat Elvis impersonator conducted the ceremony in a sequined jumpsuit, while the piped organ music played 'Are You Lonesome Tonight.'

"You sure 'bout this?" Faith whispered.

Cordelia looked both beautiful and hammered in one instant. She nodded. "If it's good enough for Britney Spears..."

The End